SchookieLicious

US partner ✈ German partner.
Back in the homeland and loving it.
my life. my job. my shenanigans.

baristashavefeelings:

You’re not a true sbux barista until you’ve experienced a matcha death cloud.

Truth.

(via yourbaristahatesyou)

lomographicsociety:

Show Your Stash, vivie!

In another edition of Show Your Stash, vivie of Hamburg, Germany, goes on a LomoWalk in her hometown and tells us about it.
http://bit.ly/1ovFAhm

Beautiful! Excited when I can do this myself.

lomographicsociety:

Show Your Stash, vivie!

In another edition of Show Your Stash, vivie of Hamburg, Germany, goes on a LomoWalk in her hometown and tells us about it.
http://bit.ly/1ovFAhm

starbucksspelling:

Stacy

Could be a rapper name

juliadelaneybug:

And thus was created… THE ULTIMATE WHITE GIRL TATTOO.

It has… the feathers, the crosses, the birds and even sbux. Speechless. Every white girls dream..

yes-that-anonymous-girl:

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

he becomes a fucking teapot send help

(via rowing-to-hogwarts)

bitchybrrista:

To all the wonderful people who messaged me about the nasty drinks customers have had you make, have you tried them? At our store if there’s any left over, we’ll try them just out of curiosity. Even though we know they’ll be gross. Especially this one time a customer asked for a lemonade with a shot of espresso. Eww.

Espresso with lemon! Tastes Absolutely disguisting but cures a headache beautifully.

(via dope-barista)

gallopingtormaunt:

mentalmikaminoises:

phan-equals-phriendship:

m-a-c-kenz1e:

empryean:

senjukannon:

ticklemekitten:

Always. Without judgement too.

Guaranteed.

of course!

Promise

This is for all my followers - my ask box is always open

my ask box is open! always friends VwV

Yes, absolutely, as long as you have good will I will accept you as you are. Talk to me without reserve, without fear.

Yep

(via dope-barista)

gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

Unknown. Lmao.😂

(via dope-barista)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You have a pretty major chip on your shoulder about everyday expected customer service ;) seriously man you chose to work there, not everyone is going to be friendly and know the ins and outs of Starbucks coffee etiquette..
schokielove schokielove Said:

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

Man, I sure am glad people like you exist! I would never have realized that the possibility of other jobs exists! Thank you, so much, anonymous helpful soul on the interwebz.

I’ll go right out and find another job that pays this well, has as good of benefits and is flexible enough in their scheduling to accommodate my pursuit of *gasp* acquiring the necessary professional certifications to begin a career thats not in food service. 

I love how self righteous fuck trucks like you always assume the service industry is the end goal of the people who work there and not a temporary stop on the way to “bigger and better” things. And how, because we CHOOSE to work there (and I do, I actually love my job) we are somehow obligated to put up with the shit that people give us. Because we arent people ourselves or anything. We’re just the dumb fuckers between you and your morning drug addiction. 

And it’s not that I have unreasonably high expectations or anything. I just expect people to treat their fellow humans nicely, think critically and utilize the information provided to them. You know, like reading the fucking FAQ on a blog before thinking that they’re the first person clever enough to point out that “hurr durr you could get another job” 

Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. 

Thank you.